this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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