my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
im holly from the hills drunk
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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