Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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