the new term for farting is butt boxing.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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