You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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