She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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