I am puke
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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