you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
