I am puke
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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