Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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