It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Rumble strips road head = magical
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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