Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
