I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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