your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Randomize
