Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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