I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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