I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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