Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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