that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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