I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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