And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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