There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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