Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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