There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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