Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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