wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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