What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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