Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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