Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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