Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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