This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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