remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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