she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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