I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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