Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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