Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
should my penis look like a turkey
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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