You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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