How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
why do cheetos always look like penises
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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