i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We need a shit load of segways right now
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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