What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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