And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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