How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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