some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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