considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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