you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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