this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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