did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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