There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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