fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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