guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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