who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
