I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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