the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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